I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just puked most of my soul out..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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