Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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