so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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