You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
