I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think your dad took our porno
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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