i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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