Are we in a gay sports bar?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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