And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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