I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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