whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
