at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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