If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm always down for nudity.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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