So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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