the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
