Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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