And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Semen is not good for contacts.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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