You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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