thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize