Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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