They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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