I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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