ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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