You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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