1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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