You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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