i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
PANTIES FOUND
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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