I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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