i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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