talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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