I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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