If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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