I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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