im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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