what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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