well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just found puke in my bra..
3pm strippers are depressing
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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