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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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