On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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