normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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