maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
