pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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