Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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