don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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