But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dick very happy bro
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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