is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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