I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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