She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
