Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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