My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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