I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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