weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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