Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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