stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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