thus making me awesome and them whores
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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